I have been watching the old tv show "Roswell" on the computer. It is all about meeting Aliens and having paranormal physical experiences. Last night I definatly has a physical experience but it wasn't exactly paranormal, it was more Lepidoptera... let me explain.
Last night I had to go and put some stuff onto the porch, as I was coming in a moth flew into my face and I started batting it around with my hands, trying to get it to leave. As it flew and I batted, it changed courses and dive bombed down and into my t-shirt. It not only made it into my t-shirt but continued until it made it into my BRA, against bare skin (yes, it defeated multiple layers to get there). Then it continued to flutter and fly to any space it could move- groping and molesting my feminine beauty. I was screaming and dancing around the kitchen while trying to rip of my bra without flashing everything to my entire family. Finally, the fluttering stopped and the moth was gone…or so it seemed.
Discussed and ashamed that I was just sexually abused by a bug I started getting ready for bed. Halfway through brushing my teeth the fluttering again began from within my shirt- yes the moth was still there. It has not left but had just sat there in my shirt, on my skin for over 5 minutes- EWWWW! At this point I screamed and ripped of every layer I could to release the fluttering beast into the bathroom. I definatly has a physical experience, I felt like my body had been abused in a way unlike ever before- by a winged larva laying maggot!
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You have to admit, that's a funny story!
I love the way you told this story. You had a moth molest your lady parts and yesterday I had a spider on my LAP. That was traumatic.
Ewww! That is quite hilarious. Good story!
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